Friday, May 23, 2008

As an American, there was no way to anticipate the cleverness of Ellen DeGeneres.

Who could have known she had a daily talk show?

Which is precisely why I feel I am most qualified to protect you, your family, and those you love most, from the terrorists.

I'm John McCain and I approve of this message.*

*Not John McCain and does not approve of this message.

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