And here's the catchy blasphemous portion:
Rock Me Sexy Jesus
And while I'm at it...
To wax philosophical for a moment.
The Cross is symbolic of the “cross” between spirit and matter. As in the cross between our immortal spirit with matter.
The Crucifixion is symbolic of the death of that spiritual awareness, due to the physical demands of life in our bodies.
The resurrection is symbolic of our ability to overcome those physical demands and regain our spiritual awareness of immortality.
The Earth is a tourist trap.